This is what happens when you leave your husband alone with a big block 350, three friends and a bottle of rum.
So I can answer your questions.??? ( mrs hammer1

First off I don't have a spouce, or is it spouse, maybe its spruce. No no, I think its spouse. I'm not used to flattering the little woman like that. A poem???????

OK!

One sunday morning while the lawn was still covered with dew;
I awoke from a restfull slumber and started the day anew;
There perched in my window was a robin;
The very first of the year;
And I was quite astound, for it stood there without fear;
It sang and it danced, and it fluttered around;
And durning a moments lull;
I gently shut the window;
And chrushed it's freakin' skull!

Their nutin rong wit my spelin

''Their nutin rong wit my spelin''

CEPT WHEN IT MAKES IT HARD TO C THE WERDS ON MY COMPUTAR SCRENE + EVERY TIME I REED UR POASTS IT MAKES MY SCREAN GO BLANK AND MY COMPUTAR STARTS 2 OMIT WIERD STEAM AND GAS AND STUF.

BTW HUKD ON FONIKS WERKD FER MEE.

:spouce"
Maybe he's French.

Bien, Je ne peux pas le blâmer sur mon Français. ne peut pas le blâmer sur mon ordinateur. Mais Ron Barcadi est un suspect principal ! !

WHAT?

Hammer 1, I sea sumtin dat luks lik Bacardi en yur poast soe hit muss meen sumtin goed.

Congratulations, you passed French 101;

Translation :: I can't blame my French, I can't blame my computer. Ron Barcardi is the prime suspect.

For those that may not know Ron Bacardi is the distiller of Bacardi Rum( God Bless Him )