In the June 2005 issue of "Reader's Digest", they have the story of a New Yorker, turn CA surfer, turn Brown Bear activist, who moved to Alaska to live with the great bears. He found his calling with "BooBoo the Bear" and other bears.
Warned numerous times not to do what he was doing, he continued. "If I die, my greatest wish would be that I come out as a bear turd." He got his wish. So did the dumbarse girlfriend. They didn't die well.
How do I know. According to the story, the girlfriend turned on the video recorder. No visual, but the voice was there. An interesting read.
Two less to worry about from the gene pool.