My Grandson sent me this letter:

Dear Granddad,
My teacher was talking about animals in class. She asked each one of us what our favorite live animal was. When it came to me I said it was fried chicken. She said that was not funny even though all the others in the class laughed. She sent me to the principals office. The principal asked why I did that. I told him because fried chicken was my favorite animal. He said the taecher was a member of PETA and really loved animals. He told me not to do it again.

The next day the teacher again asked what our favorite live animal was. I said fried chicken. She sent me to the principals office again. The principal asked why I said that again. I told him because it was the truth and I was taught at home by Mom, Dad, and you to always tell the truth. He told me don't say it again.

Today the teacher asked us who was our favorite famous person. I said Colonel Sanders. Guess where I am.....