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 A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Pelosium. Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311. These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. The symbol of Pelosium is PU. Pelosium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientist to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass. When catalyzed with money, Pelosium activates CNN adnausium, an element that radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons as Pelosium

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Scientific poetry as it's

Scientific poetry as it's best!!  You just can't add anything to it to make it better. 

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excellent and eloquent and

excellent and eloquent and all too sadly true.Mad

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A good start in describing a

A good start in describing a difficult element.  I would like to add that Pelosium reacts vigorously with Conservatium.  This reaction is inductive by way of the dark force moroniums.

Pelosium is in the periodic table in its own halogen group of Liberalgens.  Other members of the liberalgens are the idiotines and asininetines.  Halogens exhibit a strong affinity to electron bond, liberalgens have the same strong bonding properties (aka taxes) that grows with pay scale.

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Now if chemistry had been taught like that when I was in school, I would have got straight A's.

I also heard that starting in January when the taxpayers will no longer be funding Speaker Pelosi's weekly private jet trips back and forth from DC to California, she will start flying on Southwest Airlines.....She heard that bags fly free on Southwest.lol

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I tried and tried to think of something more to say about this, but I've decided that it says it all.


Well - maybe just this:

Did you hear when Jay Leno said that Nancy Pelosi used the Internet to help gain support for the health care bill? He said that she reached out to people on her favorite social networking site, Icantmovemyfacebook.com.

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