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Location: Rivers,Manitoba,Canada
Joined: 04/17/2005
Posts: 53
Good joke.

Smart Robot Bartender:

A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender.
The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him,
"What's your IQ?"
The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about
global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry,
environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology, and
sexual proclivities.
The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool."
He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes

back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly
prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?"
The man responds, "about a 100."
Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR,
baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods, guns, and women's breasts.
Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one
more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks,
"What's your IQ?"
The man replies, "Er, 50, I think."
And the robot says... real slowly... "So............... ya ..... gonna
vote ... for ... the ..... Liberals .... again???"
Laugh Laugh Laugh

Location: Western Canada
Joined: 03/27/2005
Posts: 77
Good joke.

LOL..That was good!

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Location: Winnipeg,MB
Joined: 10/16/2005
Posts: 100
Good joke.

LMAO thats so true

Location: Barrie Ontario
Joined: 05/09/2006
Posts: 3
Ha Ha

I like this one, but the I.Q. would be more like 10 or 10.5

Joined: 12/03/2005
Posts: 1572
Good joke.

Big smile Big smile Big smile

As the Prime Minister Of Canada came out of his residence one morning he encountered a little boy on the sidewalk with a box of puppies for sale.

" Want tobuy a Conservative puppy, Mr. Prime Minister ? Only Five dollars."

" No thanks you, but here's five dollars anyway"

About two weeks later, the same lad,same puppies, same location, when the Prime Minister once again came along.

" Want to by a Liberal puppy, Mr Prime Minister ? Only five dollars"

The Prime Minister say, " You were selling these same pups about two weeks ago as Conservative puppies. What kind of scam are yourunning kid/"

" NO scam Sir, It's just that now their eyes are open "

Joined: 08/27/2004
Posts: 1949
Good joke.

HAHAHA Thumbs up

Location: USA/ Mississippi
Joined: 01/20/2007
Posts: 72
Good joke.

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Joined: 08/27/2004
Posts: 1949
Good joke.

LOL Thumbs up

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