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Location: South Carolina
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| Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 6:08 pm Post subject: Why italians cant be paramedics |
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Vinny and Sal are out in the woods hunting when suddenly Sal grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head. Vinny whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "I think Sal is dead! What should I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence. And then a gun shot is heard.
Vinny's voice comes back on the line, "Okay...now what?" |
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