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fuzzybear
Joined: 31 Mar 2004
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Location: Bend, Oregon
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| Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 11:34 am Post subject: Bear Joke |
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Out for a day's hunt, the atheist hunter is attacked by a bear. With the bear on top of him. He looks into the jaws and says "Oh my God!"
There's a loud clap of thunder and God says. "After denying me all your life. Why do you ask now for help?"
The hunter replies. "I'm sorry and your right. I'm not asking for me. I would like to ask for the bear."
"Yes, What is it", God replies
The hunter asks. "Would you make this bear a Christian"
The bear released his grip on the hunter and after a moment of silence the hunter hears.
"Bless us, Oh Lord, for these gifts, which we are about to receive from thy bounty............" |
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redrider
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| Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 11:54 am Post subject: |
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| :laugh: That's a good one :thumbsup1: |
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Hiker
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| Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 7:44 am Post subject: |
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| Thanks! fuzzybear. :thumbsup1: |
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Bullelk34
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| Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 5:20 am Post subject: |
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| That's really good!!!!! :thumbsup1: |
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strokonoff
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| Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 12:16 pm Post subject: |
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coop
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| Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 5:46 pm Post subject: |
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Cazador
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| Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 11:25 am Post subject: |
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| AMEN :laugh: |
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atomikall
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| Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 11:53 pm Post subject: |
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