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Deathwind
Joined: 17 Apr 2005
Posts: 53
Location: Rivers,Manitoba,Canada
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| Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 12:44 pm Post subject: Good joke. |
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Smart Robot Bartender:
A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender.
The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him,
"What's your IQ?"
The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about
global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry,
environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology, and
sexual proclivities.
The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool."
He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes
back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly
prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?"
The man responds, "about a 100."
Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR,
baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods, guns, and women's breasts.
Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one
more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks,
"What's your IQ?"
The man replies, "Er, 50, I think."
And the robot says... real slowly... "So............... ya ..... gonna
vote ... for ... the ..... Liberals .... again???"
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: |
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30-338
Joined: 27 Mar 2005
Posts: 77
Location: Western Canada
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| Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 6:58 pm Post subject: |
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| LOL..That was good! |
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rambo
Joined: 16 Oct 2005
Posts: 101
Location: Swan River, MB
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| Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 5:13 pm Post subject: |
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| LMAO thats so true |
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whitetail
Joined: 09 May 2006
Posts: 3
Location: Barrie Ontario
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| Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 8:23 pm Post subject: Ha Ha |
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| I like this one, but the I.Q. would be more like 10 or 10.5 |
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Hammer1
Joined: 03 Dec 2005
Posts: 1519
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| Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 3:42 am Post subject: |
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:D :D :D
As the Prime Minister Of Canada came out of his residence one morning he encountered a little boy on the sidewalk with a box of puppies for sale.
" Want tobuy a Conservative puppy, Mr. Prime Minister ? Only Five dollars."
" No thanks you, but here's five dollars anyway"
About two weeks later, the same lad,same puppies, same location, when the Prime Minister once again came along.
" Want to by a Liberal puppy, Mr Prime Minister ? Only five dollars"
The Prime Minister say, " You were selling these same pups about two weeks ago as Conservative puppies. What kind of scam are yourunning kid/"
" NO scam Sir, It's just that now their eyes are open " |
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atomikall
Joined: 27 Aug 2004
Posts: 1935
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| Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 3:30 pm Post subject: |
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| HAHAHA :thumbsup1: |
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Smacko
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
Posts: 27
Location: USA/ Mississippi
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| Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 5:19 am Post subject: |
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| :thumbsup1: :thumbsup1: :laugh: :laugh: |
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atomikall
Joined: 27 Aug 2004
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| Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 3:48 pm Post subject: |
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| LOL :thumbsup1: |
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