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cowgal



Joined: 10 Mar 2002
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Location: Colorado

Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 9:35 pm    Post subject: Top 10 Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women  

This was sent to me by a guy friend - not sure what he was thinking! ::blink: I'm sure my husband doesn't feel this way. :laugh:

Top 10 Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN
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Whelland



Joined: 16 Jan 2007
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Location: Kingston, MI

Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 2:15 pm    Post subject:  

Those were hilarious.........but #8 REALLY cracked me up.
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