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CVC
Joined: 04 Mar 2006
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Location: Kansas
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| Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 12:31 pm Post subject: A little light reading.... |
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Telling it LIKE it is.
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If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn`t buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he feels that no one should have one.
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If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat.
If a liberal is, he wants to ban all meat products for everyone.
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If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy.
A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.
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If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he loudly demands legislated respect.
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If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as independently successful.
Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.
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If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.
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If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.
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If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God or religion silenced.
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If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his. |
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ecubackpacker
Joined: 11 Sep 2009
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Location: Greenville NC
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| Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 2:27 pm Post subject: |
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| Amen, CVC |
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BunnySlayer
Joined: 06 Sep 2008
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Location: California
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| Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 6:55 pm Post subject: |
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| I'd laugh, but it's true |
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Whelland
Joined: 16 Jan 2007
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Location: Kingston, MI
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| Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 10:12 am Post subject: |
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| I'm with BunnySlayer on this one. |
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tonyoneword1
Joined: 30 May 2009
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| Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 5:44 am Post subject: |
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| Right on the money CVC good post. :thumbsup1: :thumbsup1: :thumbsup1: |
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cowgal
Joined: 10 Mar 2002
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Location: Colorado
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| Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 12:27 pm Post subject: |
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| How true, how true... not sure I'd call it light reading though. ::-k |
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