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Hiker
Joined: 23 Jun 2005
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Location: Colorado
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| Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 5:26 pm Post subject: It pays to be careful around old people. |
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A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load
Of seniors down a highway
When he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.
She offers him a handful of peanuts,
Which he gratefully munches up.
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder
Again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.
She repeats this gesture about five more times.
When she is about to hand him another batch again
He asks the little old lady,
" why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?".
"We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied.
The puzzled driver asks,
"Why do you buy them then?"
The old lady replied,
"We just love the chocolate around them."
It pays to be careful around old people.
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Whelland
Joined: 16 Jan 2007
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Location: Kingston, MI
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| Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 3:23 pm Post subject: |
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Gross.........funny........but staill gross nonetheless.
Probably why I laughed so hard. |
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jonesy
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Location: williamstown vt
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| Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 4:58 am Post subject: |
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Ca_Vermonster
Joined: 27 Jul 2007
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Location: San Diego, CA
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| Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 5:36 am Post subject: |
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| True Story.... Had a Pastor at our church in Vermont who was visiting an elderly shut in and she offered him chocolate covered cherries. He bit into one and it was hollow. He discretely grabbed another and flipped it over. Every one in the box had a hole in the bottom where the lady had sucked the cherry out..... :P |
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cowgal
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| Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 6:58 pm Post subject: |
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MudanDogHunter7
Joined: 13 Oct 2007
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Location: Central Alabama
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| Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 9:18 pm Post subject: |
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LOL good joke :thumbsup1:
Mudan :thumbsup1: |
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