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Whelland
Joined: 16 Jan 2007
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Location: Kingston, MI
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| Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 11:06 am Post subject: Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Quasimoto |
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Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Quasimoto were having a discussion one day about themselves.
Sleeping Beauty said, "I am the most beautiful woman in the world."
Tom Thumb said, "I am the smallest person in the world."
Quasimoto said, "I am the ugliest person in the world."
Therefore, they decided to get registered into the Guiness book of world records.
Sleeping Beauty went in first. She came out absolutely elated and told them that she was now registered as the most beautiful woman in the world.
Tom Thumb went in next. He came out kicking his heels and happily said that he was now registered as the smallest person in the world.
Then went Quasimoto. He came out dejected, shaking his head and asked, "So who is this Rosie O'Donnell anyway?" |
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cowgal
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| Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 10:44 pm Post subject: |
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| Ha ha!! :laugh: |
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ajndad
Joined: 03 Jan 2007
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Location: Lexington Mi.
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| Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 6:21 pm Post subject: |
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| Ain't that the truth!! :laugh: |
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ajndad
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Location: Lexington Mi.
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| Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 6:22 pm Post subject: |
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| Ain't that the truth!! :laugh: |
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neteets
Joined: 03 Jun 2007
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Location: Markleysburg,PA
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| Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 9:41 am Post subject: |
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| :laugh: :thumbsup1: truth be told |
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atomikall
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| Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 11:22 pm Post subject: |
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LoL
Is that a girl or a Guy! |
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