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hardhunter
Joined: 11 Oct 2006
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Location: Bonne Terre Missouri
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| Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 7:35 pm Post subject: Anniversary Gift |
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Anniversary Gift
Len was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds--AND IT BETTER BE THERE!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there
was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe, ran out to the driveway and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
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atomikall
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| Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 1:59 pm Post subject: |
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trappermike
Joined: 26 Jun 2007
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Location: Western ans Northern Canada
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| Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 3:57 pm Post subject: |
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I liked that one! :lol:
Another Anniversary joke... (Hope it's not too rude)
A biker and his wife are celebrating their 30th anniversary. They go back to the same motel they spent their wedding night in. The wife was pleased and said "Oh honey this so wonderfull,everything is just the same!"
"Yes" the guy said,"But this time I'm the one who will be yelling- It's too big!" :laugh: |
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atomikall
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| Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 7:44 pm Post subject: |
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| If I actually got that and Im thinkin what that means ((sick)) |
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Smacko
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Location: USA/ Mississippi
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| Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 2:59 am Post subject: |
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Whelland
Joined: 16 Jan 2007
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Location: Kingston, MI
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| Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:25 am Post subject: |
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Both great jokes, but you left out the ending events that would have taken place.
The 1st guy wakes up in the hospital 3 days later.
The 2nd guy's bike gets compacted, and he walks with a limp for the rest of his life.
As a married guy, I know how these would turn out.......because ya gotta sleep sometime. |
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jonesy
Joined: 30 Aug 2003
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Location: williamstown vt
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| Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 5:48 am Post subject: |
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Whelland has a point for the ending ::neener: ::neener: ::neener: |
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