Hitmgood
Joined: 03 Oct 2006
Posts: 23
Location: Arizona
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| Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 1:32 pm Post subject: Husband Store |
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A store that sells husbands has just opened in Dallas, TX where a
woman
may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is
comprised of
6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper
ascends the flights.
There is however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may
choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go
back down except to exit the building.
So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men
have
jobs.
The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better
than
my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.
The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love,
kids.
The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's
further
up?" And up she goes again.
The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids
and
are extremely good looking.
"Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"
The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love
kids,
are extremely good looking
and help with the housework.
"Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more
further up!" And again she heads up another flight.
The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids,
are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong
romantic streak.
"Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further
on?"
So up to the sixth floor she goes.
The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012
to
this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely
as
proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping
Husband Mart and have a nice day. |
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