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Hiker



Joined: 23 Jun 2005
Posts: 1314
Location: Colorado

Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 8:35 pm    Post subject: Remember, "Guns don't kill people, doctors do."  

Bullelk34, sent this to me.......I thought you would enjoy it too.

A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000

(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000

(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171.

Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health Human Services.

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Now think about this:

Guns:

(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000.

(Yes, that's 80 million..)


(B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500.

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(C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is

.000188

Statistics courtesy of the FBI

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So, statistically, doctors are approximately

9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.

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Remember, "Guns don't kill people, doctors do."

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FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN,

BUT

ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.

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Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!

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Out of concern for the public at large,

We have withheld the statistics on

lawyers

for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek



medical attention!
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redrider



Joined: 20 Mar 2006
Posts: 2518
Location: NE Kansas

Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 8:47 pm    Post subject:  

Nice stats :lol: I knew there was a reason I don't trust these quacks :o
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Hammer1



Joined: 03 Dec 2005
Posts: 1543

Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 6:14 am    Post subject:  

The last time I woke up in the Recovery Room and the voice said " everything went fine", I'm glad the comments wern't comming from my Gunsmith :P :P :P
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atomikall



Joined: 27 Aug 2004
Posts: 1958

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 3:28 pm    Post subject:  

Awesome stats!! :thumbsup1:
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