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There were three men, sitting around, discussing their new wives.

The first said, "I married a woman from Illinois. After we were married. I told her she needed to clean house and cook dinner.
The first day I didn't see any improvement. The second day there was some. On the third day, I came home to a clean house and dinner was on the table."

The second said, "I married a woman from Minnesota. I told her she needed to clean house, cook dinner and do the laundry.
The first day I didn't see much improvement. The second day there was some. The third day, I came home to a clean house, dinner was cooked and the laundry was done."

The third said, "I married a woman from Wisconson. I told her to clean house, cook all my meals, do the laundry, mow the lawn, take out the trash and wash the car. On the first day, I didn't see much. On the second day, I didn't see much either. On the third day, the swelling went down enough so I could see enough to wash a plate and fix myself a bite to eat.

O'boy, and I bought my Wisconson gal a set of throwing knives for Valentines Day.

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Laugh Good Joke

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No fair...you know my wife!! Ha Ha

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