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Why no Vietnam Vet Presidents?

Why can't you guys see the real issues! Potatos are easily grown. You can plant em anywhere. Olive trees take decades to produce their product from the time they are planted until they turn into mature, fruit bearing trees. Decades I say!! Did you hear me!! Decades with no martinis!!! WAAAAA!!!hAAAAHAAHAAHAAA. That's it. I'm hording olives. I'm going to invent a freez-dried olive that re-constitutes itself in Vodka. This along with Frenchies whipped potato product and I will survive this crisis. Mmmmm, whipped potato product.

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I really appreciate the foresight you guys are putting into this critical issue. We all know the strategic importance here -- sure, we went to war against the Japanese because of Pearl Harbor. But why the Germans? Because we were worried that the Russians were going to get hold of German potato production, that's why. And why did we go into North Africa and Italy before Normandy? Olives. Roosevelt was a martini drinker -- think about it.

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Think Wow, Expat. All this time and the truth was right before my eyes! The great potato war of 1941-45. Damn the red hordes and nazis and their spud hogging ways. How "Cromwellian" to start a war as en excuse to control carbohydrates everywhere. I say "bake em all, let God sort em out!!! ". I will not be deprived of life, liberty and the pursuit of the finer distilled beverages of choice!! Give me Yukon golds or give me death!!!! Beware of "red skinned potatos" as they are communist infiltrators disguised as friendly tubors. Agents of the evil Dr. Atkins and his commie diet! I see the light!! I see the truth!!!! I believe, I believe, pass the koolaid brother!!!!!!!

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Don't forget you can make a potato gun and shoot potatoes. It might be our last line of defense if the Obama pushes his anti-gun agenda forward.

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Oh, I almost forgot. "Assinicale". Love that. Have added this new and exciting word to my personal dictionary. Thanks French! Laugh

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CVC, your treading on thin ice. Potatoe Gun? Isn't that considered a food product of mass destruction? An FPMD? Not to mention that is listed on the food fighting assault weapons ban, along with the whipped potatoe throwing silver spoon launcher.

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Perhaps, but it isn't listed on the obama questionaire - yet anyways so I think I'm safe - for now anyway.

I got this off the web and you can be sure it wasn't from http://www.change.org

http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=potato+gun&hl=en&emb=0&aq=f#

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You guys are having way too much fun with this! Laugh

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Laugh Laugh Laugh I was on the edge of my seat! I can't believe he had a malfunction when the ice cream truck went by. Now those guys were having way too much fun. Laugh Laugh Laugh

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Wow. Cool video. I also saw the girl in the bikini shooting potato guns. ........... Oh tell me you didn't look too. Evil!

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