First off I don't have a spouce, or is it spouse, maybe its spruce. No no, I think its spouse. I'm not used to flattering the little woman like that. A poem???????
One sunday morning while the lawn was still covered with dew;
I awoke from a restfull slumber and started the day anew;
There perched in my window was a robin;
The very first of the year;
And I was quite astound, for it stood there without fear;
It sang and it danced, and it fluttered around;
And durning a moments lull;
I gently shut the window;
And chrushed it's freakin' skull!
If you want to properly preserve velvet antlers, you will have to inject & brush them with formaldehyde or some of the new less toxic chemicals (4 in 1 solution works great as does Knobloch's antler in velvet tan) as its easier to use however, both will work.
First, using rubber gloves take a razor blade and make small incisions at the tips of all points about 1/8". Next hang the antlers upside down, allowing the blood to drain. Starting at the bases inject the solution into the...