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Two Drinking Buddies

 

One day two drinking buddies were working on a aircraft at JFK airport in NYC.  They got fogged in and finished there work up early and were sitting around bored.  Man I really need a drink!  In response David replied, You know I heard a rumor you could drink jet fuel and get drunk.  Really? said Jim.  Thats what I heard man.  Do you wanna try it?  said david, Hell i'll try anything! said Jim.  So with that they poured themselves a couple of glasses and began drinking the jet fuel.  They sipped a little bit to find that it tasted quite good.  So they drank more and more and sure enough they got stoned drunk.  The next morning Jim awoke feeling like a million bucks he jumped up went to the bathroom feeling great like he was floating on air he hadnt felt this good in years.  Wow!!  He said.  About that time his telephone rang.  Hello? Jim said.  Hello Jim? Came the reply this is David man.  How are you feeling this morning?  Jim said.  Man I feel geat no hang over not sick man I feel like a million bucks.  How about you?  David replied. Me too man, but I have one question for you.  Jim said, sure man what is it?  Have you farted yet man? Jim said ummmm no. Why? Man don't im in Phoenix.

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