A little guy,just turned four , who lives a couple of houses away was quite obviously quite exited about SantaClaus arriving. Xmas eve night his father took a deer hoof and placed some tracks on the back deck where snow had yet to be removed. He also put a handful of chocolate coated almonds in the area. Christmas morning he took Jeffrey outside and sure enough he spoted the evidence in the snow. He took off inside and got his mother.
When they got outside an pointing to the floor of the deck his mother said:
What is it Jeffrey?
" IT'S MOOSE SHIT, MOM"