A group of friends went deer hunting together and paired off in two's for the day. Late that evening one of the hunters returned to camp struggling under the weight of an enormous buck.
"Where's Henry? Why isn't he helping you?", one of the others asked.
"He was, but he had a stroke or something, and he's laying on the trail a couple of miles back", said the exhausted hunter.
"You left Henry laying out there and you carried the deer back?"
"A tough call, I know", nodded the hunter, "But I figured no one is going to steal Henry."