So one day a family heads out to the zoo for a day trip, As they are walking along the past the Elephant pen, The little boy being a curious little man asks his mom " what is that long thing on that elephant?? the mom tells her son that it is the elephant's trunk and he uses to feed himself and it is kinda like his nose.
The little boy says " no mom not that, What is the long thing under his belly between his legs" to which his mother replies " oh that is nothing son".
Not content with the answer his mother gave him he asks his Father " Dad what is that long thing on that elephant" and his father tells him " Well son that is his trunk and he uses it to feed himself " the son not getting the right answer asks his dad again " No No Dad what is the long thing under his belly there" to which the father breaks down and explains that it is the Elephants pen-is. The son then asks the dad " well how come mom told me that it was nothing"
to which the dad replies " I spoiled that woman son"