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Top 10 Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

This was sent to me by a guy friend - not sure what he was thinking! Blink I'm sure my husband doesn't feel this way. Laugh

Top 10 Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

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Top 10 Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

Those were hilarious.........but #8 REALLY cracked me up.

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Good ones!!!!!

Good ones!!!!!

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Re: Top 10 Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

#7 LOL

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Re: Top 10 Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

ROFL Laugh Like #9 but #1 certainly has it's advantages as well.

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YEP

All so true!

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They all sound good to me.

They all sound good to me.

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Amen

Amen

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LOL

LOL

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I find #8 and #4 are the

I find #8 and #4 are the best. they cracked me up everytime I read it.

 

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That's a classic, still makes me smile - and twinge!

That's a classic, still makes me smile - and twinge!  It shows up every now in then in the email circles.  Sometimes a word or two is changed or a few lines added.  It is interesting to see what gets added over time

 

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