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This made me laugh so I thought I would share. . .

Top Ten Polite Ways To Say Your Zipper Is Down by David Letterman

10. The cucumber has left the salad.

9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.

8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked
position.

7. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...

6. Elvis has left the building.

5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.

4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.

3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.

2. Men may be From Mars... but I can see something that rhymes with
Venus.

And the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped...

1. You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary".

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Grin

For as many monica/clinton jokes that have gone around, they should be getting stale, but i still find them funny...

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Thumbs up

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It will always be fun to laugh at Billary and Monica.

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I agree LOL Thumbs up

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Laugh Laugh Laugh Laugh Laugh Laugh Good ones!