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Too funny!!!!!

My wife decided to have my 4 year old son try the kids choir at church.  It's usually 5 and up, but my wife is in choir too and the director wanted him to come.  So, last night was the first night.  The kids were sitting in a circle and the director asked everyone what their favorite food was.

Now, first I need to say that my wife is a full fledged city girl, not really getting the whole hunting thing, and if I didn't like it so much, she'd have nothing to do with it.  Anyway, my son says "Deer".  My wife said she was mortified, but to make it worse, the director thought he said "Beer". :lol: 

Wy wife was too embarassed to correct her.  I wasn't there, but I could not help but laugh when she told me.  I thought it was hysterical.  I just told my wife that I need to clarify with the director that he doesn't like "Beer", and we're all good......  

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The darnedest

Kids will always say the darnedest things but sometimes the adults will hear the darnedest things !! lol

 

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thats pretty darn funny, kids

thats pretty darn funny, kids are great

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The wife sent an email to the

The wife sent an email to the choir director last night, clarifying that we do not feed our 4 year old "bber"..... lol

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My kids do that all the time.  My son just started first grade and had to tell the class a story about what he did over the weekend so he proceeded to fill them in on the details of hunting doves.  Then, a week later my 4 year old daughter decided to yell "Hey daddy...if you had your gun you could SHOOT ALL THEM GEESE"! as they flew over our heads while walking into school with the other parents.  I simply said "Yeah, they were definitely close enough but we usually like to get em' to lock up first" LOL.

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Funny.... Yeah, he's getting

Funny.... Yeah, he's getting the same way.  He's going a little overboard though, talking about shooting our 95 pound Chocolate Lab, so I'll have to reign him in.....

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Yeah, I know what you mean.  When we shoot a dove and it's not dead you have to "pop" their heads off to kill them.  I had to inform him that it's okay to talk about hunting all he wants but sometimes it's best if he leaves out the gory details.  When his teacher first told me about the dove story I was waiting for him to ask me about the heads.  Geesh...I don't know what I would have said.

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that's funny

Ca_Vermonster wrote:

Funny.... Yeah, he's getting the same way.  He's going a little overboard though, talking about shooting our 95 pound Chocolate Lab, so I'll have to reign him in.....

That is funny. As long as he has just got the rubber band gun in his hand things will be OK. The dog is in for a doozy though.

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funny kids

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