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Talking toilet orders men to sit down

Talk about hitting a niche with the ladies...

If I find one, I guarantee this regulatory contraption would only have the chance to tell me to sit down once, because if it's there the second time, I'll smash it with a sledge hammer. Then for an extra bonus, I'll air-mail the pieces to Alex Benkhardt...

Women fed up with poor aim...

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Talking toilet orders men to sit down

I have never understood the womans complaint against leaving the seat up. It takes more energy for us to raise the seat than for them to just let it drop down using gravity to do the hard work.
Something else for them to gripe at us about I reckon.

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Talking toilet orders men to sit down

Women would rather blame men for not putting the seat back down when they fall in the toilet instead of looking first. Watch where you step just took a bad twist.

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Talking toilet orders men to sit down

HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Big smile

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Talking toilet orders men to sit down

Solution: Pee on the seat while standing up. Then tape a note to the pot that says something to the effect that the freak voice from the toilet abyss is seriously impairing your aim.

I can't imagine this is anything more than a gag gift. Who takes commands from a talking toliet?

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Re: Talking toilet orders men to sit down
Quicksilver wrote:
Talk about hitting a niche with the ladies...

If I find one, I guarantee this regulatory contraption would only have the chance to tell me to sit down once, because if it's there the second time, I'll smash it with a sledge hammer. Then for an extra bonus, I'll air-mail the pieces to Alex Benkhardt...

Women fed up with poor aim...

Whats wrong with that? Men should learn how to sit down on a toilet and pee. If a guy can poop sitting down, he can pee sitting down.

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Re: Talking toilet orders men to sit down
Deer Hunter wrote:

Whats wrong with that? Men should learn how to sit down on a toilet and pee. If a guy can poop sitting down, he can pee sitting down.

excuse me ??????
What????

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Talking toilet orders men to sit down

Somebody needs to read The MEN Commandments in the other forum.

But that raises an interesting point. Men DO sit down occasionally, and you don't hear them complaining about the seat being up. Why? Because we all figured out through experience early in our lives to look at what we're about to sit down on. That lesson goes beyond toilet seats.

Here's a question to ask the next time you're pestered -- how often do women sit down in a public restroom without checking the seat first? NEVER. And that's in a restroom used exclusively by women. So despite their continual bluster, they apparently trust men with seat discipline but not their fellow women. This also demonstrates that they're fully capable of doing a seat check, but don't feel they should have to for a man.

It ain't about touching cold porcelain -- it's about control and the power to dictate rules of engagement for a certain part of a man's anatomy.

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expatriate wrote:
Here's a question to ask the next time you're pestered -- how often do women sit down in a public restroom without checking the seat first? NEVER. And that's in a restroom used exclusively by women. So despite their continual bluster, they apparently trust men with seat discipline but not their fellow women. This also demonstrates that they're fully capable of doing a seat check, but don't feel they should have to for a man.

Ha, Ha, that is a good point!

Strange that the piss pot is a battle ground in the war of the sexes.

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