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Foghorn Leghorn quote: "That boy's about as sharp as a bowling ball."

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You can throw a cat in the oven, but that don't make it a biscuit.

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My grandmas Favorite, "My knees are weaker than water".

My Dads Faxorite, "That boy is dumber than a bag of hammers".

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Not the sharpest stick in the pingue pit.

that story dosen't hold water

about as smart as an elevator in an out house

Diying an't no living.

If brains were dynamite you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose

I'm so pore I can't even pay attention.

My house is so small I have to step out side just to change my mind.

My girl friend is so ugly it looks like she fell out of an ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

She is so ugly it looks like some one chased a snail across her face with an ice pick.

he is so ugly it looks like he came in third in an axe fight.

Woman come and go but friends are forever.

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Fisher King wrote:
My girl friend is so ugly it looks like she fell out of an ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Let us know what room you end up in so we can send flowers! Laugh

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She doesn't read the forum thank goodness neener!

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I am going to vote for the lesser of the two evils.

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Does a cat have a climbing gear?

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Practice makes perfect. But nobody's perfect.

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This quote comes from our own Jtapia, found it in the political forum!

"Nanny nanny boo boo I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you."

Sorry Jtapia - I couldn't resist! Laugh

Your post had me rolling on the floor and I just had to share! neener!

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