Deer was clamied to have been hit by train and landed on wires
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Fri, 2003-04-25 10:03
Fri, 2003-04-25 10:21#1
That is a crazy picture. Any idea where the alleged accident happened? Wouldn't want to be that deer.
Fri, 2003-04-25 12:38#2
Baltimore Gas and Electric had to remove it.
Sat, 2003-04-26 20:18#3
Hate to be on the crew that had to remove it....
Sat, 2003-05-03 08:35#4
Great Scott! Holy Abomination! They're back, Bitmasher! We've seen this whole flying thing before, only it was a lot closer to Christmas and the flying deer were attacking cars. Now it seems they're after our rail assets. Better call Tom Ridge and jack that terror alert back up to orange or maybe even red.
Sun, 2003-05-04 14:41#5
That's one messed up photo!! For being, "supposedly hit by a train", the body seems to be ok.... Well, minus the legs.
Sun, 2003-05-04 21:47#6
Don't get on the horn with Mr. Ridge to quick, Ex. Not that they wouldn't jack the alert to RED HOT for patent proof of deer merc invasion.
I'm thinking that while this is a clear case of flydium use it might not be a dreaded deer merc.
- No horns. It appears to be a doe, front line attack mercs are male.
- Lack of self destruct mechanism (putrifaction not included). Given the sensitive nature of flydium use and the covert nature of flying attack mercs, all are equipped with self destruct. The fact that the guys over at BGE got a picture proves there was no onboard self destruct.
No I'm thinking this is a simple but unfortunate case of a doe getting into a flydium cache and taking an ill fated spin around the forest.... A great example of why "Does don't let does fly with flydium". Flying should be left to the jolly elfs helpers.
Mon, 2003-05-05 05:25#7
I don't know if I agree with that, Bit. It's May now and the horns are off. What really concerns me is that it appears they're genetically modifying them now to get rid of the legs, which would just be excess weight in the air.
I'm also thinking that the story about the train is a government cover up. Every deer I've seen hit by a car was pretty torn up. It boggles the mind to think a train could hit one with enough force to throw it in the power lines and have it still be relatively intact. No, I think it's guidance system was off and it hit the pole by mistake.
Bear in mind that we just threatened Santa/Castro with new sanctions after he cracked down in Cuba.
Keep your eye on the skies, people...
Tue, 2003-05-13 23:06#8
Yeah the crack down on Santa/Castro and this photo turning up at around the same is odd. There were those "political dissendents" that were summarily executed in Cuba a few weeks ago. Maybe the executions were nothing more than cover once this photo hit the street...err... web?
Maybe it isn't the guidance system was off but rather the genetically altered legs are being used to sprout wings on the deers lumbar region. The wings only being "first generation mutations" failed on flight.
The genetic alteration to give flight to deer mercs by wings suggests that there maybe a splitting between the Santa/Castro/PETA/ELF group. One radical group maybe breaking away to create their own deer mercs, but without Santa/Castro's help they don't have access to flydium. To get around Santa's flydium cartel, they have resorted to genetic engineering.
And to think, I just thought this was a strange photo...