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Stowaway ships self in cargo crate

People will never cease to amaze me....

Stowaway ships self in cargo crate

In other news, Kitty Hawk Cargo was up 8.375 points on the announcement of their new Crate-Class flights to Hawaii.

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Stowaway ships self in cargo crate

Advantages of shipping yourself air freight:

- The stewardess doesn't keep waking you up with the drink cart.

- Your 42X36X15 inch crate is bigger and softer than a typical coach seat.

- You and your luggage always wind up at the same place at the same time.

- No snoring fat guy with BO wedged next to you.

- No-tip delivery to your connecting flight; no more jogging through terminals.

- No more standing in line at security checkpoints.

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I hear Kitty Hawk Cargo is looking for a VP of Marketing, I think you should apply Ex.

You'll have to smooth over the details, such as Crate-Class can be somewhat expensive and the ride can get a bit chilly.

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Stowaway ships self in cargo crate

Justice has finally been served for the stowaway. Only another $1500 on top of shipping fees.... Should have taken the bus.

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