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Startled Burglar Screams Like a Girl

http://www.cjonline.com/news/local/2009-05-09/startled_burglar_pleads_for_his_life#new

About 10:30 a.m., Stucky said he peeked around the corner from his bedroom to see a large man climbing through the broken window. Returning to the bedroom, he said he heard a second person enter. He said one went to the second floor of his home and the other went into his office. Crouched on his knees, Stucky said the unarmed burglar in his office turned around to discover he was being watched.

As Stucky described it: “Then he started screaming like a little scared girl, 'Please don’t shoot me, please don’t shoot.’ ”

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Here's another one, still searching for the one where he "squeals like a stuck pig"

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=11b_1210344827

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Still searching

http://www.yakimaherald.com/stories/2009/02/09/man-shot-with-own-gun-whi...

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Best so far

http://www.wlwt.com/cnn-news/18196466/detail.html

Oops, it was an accident, honest, little old gun just jumped up and shot her.

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Getting close.
http://phorums.com.au/showthread.php?t=229755
If these weren't so sorry they'd be hillarious.

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CVC, in our community its assumed that everyone has firearms. I believe burglars think twice around here, before breaking in.

What's your point Pogo? We all know there are stupid people out there. Some even visit this forum.

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You're right about burglars thinking twice when they know the homeowner may be armed. I think our society is comprised of two types of people. Those that are reliant on the government and those that retain the pioneer spirit and are self-reliant.

Some are content to call 911 and wait for the government to bail them out and the others will grab their gun and protect their life and property themselves.

I think most on this forum fall into the latter category and can appreciate the story for what it is - just an example of good triumphing over evil with a bit of humor in it.

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The point CVC is that the bull hooey about being self reliant and saving the women from rape, and fending off the armed gang banger is just a fantasy. Having fantasies like this is probably pretty common, but recognising them as such is part of being an adult.

The facts are much less pretty than some Libertarian self reliant dream. If you are an over 40 year old man your chances of dying from sticking the wrong end of the gun in your mouth is far far far higher than saving the damsel in distress. Far higher even than mudering your wife as many do, far higher than getting killed or killing with a gun. Statisticaly speaking you'd be safer if you had no guns, safer from yourself, your biggest threat.

I wish they'd add an eleventh commandment to gun safety. Don't point that thing at yourself.

http://www.nytimes.com/imagepages/2007/04/21/weekinreview/20070422_MARSH...

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I changed my mind about an eleventh comandment to gun safety,now here is a dedicated second amender.

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/metropolitan/6414373.html

I only wish that woman knew the trick with taking off your shoe so to pull the trigger of the shotgun with your toe.

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Here is Florida we have the "Castle Law" Which says that we no longer have to attempt to evade, retreat and escape before we are legally allowed to use deadly force in an attack. We now are allowed to stand our ground and protect ourselves, family and property using deadly force without fear of government retribution. This is furthermore enriched with the clause that the threat only has to be "perceived" as a threat to our safety for us to be able to react with deadly force.
I think that this law should be in every state in the union.
Great post CVC, keep em coming as they occur.

Pangocat, your point is obviously to make yourself look as ridiculous as possible in as few words as possible. A feat that you are enormously successful at.
Personally, I would PM bitmasher and ask that He remove those first 4 replies by you and if he is willing to do that, then I would beg him to remove your last 2 also. Just my advice, take it or leave it. It is up to you.
Carry on.

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JTapia,

We have the Castle law here in Kansas too. I think it went into effect last year.

As for our resident troll, I feel sorry for him. It is obvious that he doesn't fit in here, but yet, he desperately tries to get attention in the only way he knows - being outrageous even if it makes him look ignorant, racist and hateful.

It is sad because we are a great group of people who truly value diversity and would embrace someone who shares the love of hunting or shooting even if their political views were different, so long as they were respectful and an attempt is made to contribute to the discussion in a meaningul way.

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