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Location: zone 20 Saskatchewan
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Social Security

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security.

The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's License to verify my

age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the

woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly

silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and

she processed my Social Security application..When I got home, I excitedly told

my wife about my experience at the Social Security office...She said, 'You should

have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.'

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Too bad I'll never see SS

Too bad I'll never see SS with our government

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