After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security.
The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's License to verify my
age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the
woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.
The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly
silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and
she processed my Social Security application..When I got home, I excitedly told
my wife about my experience at the Social Security office...She said, 'You should
have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.'