Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Quasimoto were having a discussion one day about themselves.

Sleeping Beauty said, "I am the most beautiful woman in the world."

Tom Thumb said, "I am the smallest person in the world."

Quasimoto said, "I am the ugliest person in the world."

Therefore, they decided to get registered into the Guiness book of world records.

Sleeping Beauty went in first. She came out absolutely elated and told them that she was now registered as the most beautiful woman in the world.

Tom Thumb went in next. He came out kicking his heels and happily said that he was now registered as the smallest person in the world.

Then went Quasimoto. He came out dejected, shaking his head and asked, "So who is this Rosie O'Donnell anyway?"