I think every region/province/state has one of these - I found this in my email thismorning and thought I'd share it with any fellow flatlanders (or ex-flatlanders):
1. John Deere ball caps and camouflage jackets are considered appropriate attire and are routinely seen at the local New Year's Eve gala.
2. You measure distance in hours.
3. You know several people who have hit a deer more than once.
4. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and then back again.
5. You can drive 110 kph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, but a four-lane urban express way makes you a nervous wreck.
6. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
7. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
8. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, mosquitoes and road construction.
9. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your blue spruce.
10. On Friday afternoon the parking lot in front of the liquor store is full of empty pick-ups: all unlocked, keys in the ignition and engines running.
11. Your Canada Day picnic was postponed due to snow.
12. Your skidoo is worth more than your car.
13. You find 0 degrees "nice, but a little chilly."
14. Opening day of deer season, the Brier final and the Riders home opener are provincial holidays.
15. You have and use more than one recipe which calls for baloney, and can intelligently debate the pros and cons of those used by others.
16. You actually understand these jokes, and you forward them to all your Saskatchewan friends.