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Everybody's watching the game at Jtap's place!!! Party at Jtaps!!

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expatriate wrote:
BTW, when I said "roses", I meant "butt cheeks."

Now I have 2 choices as I see it. One, I can act like I knew exactly what you meant and force all of you to mentally picture me strutting around in my Gator slippers wearing a pair of Gator thongs while watching the Big Game, or I can admit that I thought you were talking about the garden variety of flowering "roses" and look like I don't know Alaskan terminology, or would it be Sooner terminology?

Hummmmm what to do.....

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JTapia wrote:
I can leave the roses uncovered but you might better cover yours.

The visual I got of you running around with your Gator slippers & thongs and your "roses" uncovered made me laugh so hard, it brought tears to my eyes! Laugh Laugh Laugh

So glad Santa was good to you! lol

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Hey, it's cold and dark up here. We're allowed to be a bit eccentric. All I'm saying is that if it's -40 or colder and nature calls, it better be calling pretty bad before I'm answering anything.

You haven't lived until it's been -25 and your 3 year-old decides he has to go pee at a park. I've got that T-shirt, thank you. I had to take him into a porta-potty, remove all those layers for him in those tight quarters (without letting the snow pants, coat, or anything else touch anything), and then stand him up on the shelf beside the seat because he wasn't tall enough to reach. Just when I was trying to keep his snow pants and coat off the floor, juggle him with one arm and aim the geyser (rather unsuccessfully) with the other, a gray-haired old lady pulled the door open because my butt had hit the latch.

Her eyes were like dinner plates. The last thing she expected to see when she pulled that handle was a grunting, frustrated, red-faced guy holding a toddler that had his pants down around his ankles, spraying vigorously over everything but the hole in the seat.

All I heard was "Excuse me" and she was gone. By the time I got my son buttoned up and the mess cleaned up, she was gone -- so either she hadn't keeled over or the paramedics had taken her away.

I bet THAT doesn't happen in Florida! What?

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I guess Hallmark doesn't have a Card for everything Laugh Laugh Laugh

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Boy do I know what ya mean about nature calling. I lived in a cabin behind Rainbow Lake, old Pitman Townsite, one winter and the out house was about 30yds from the cabin. I could set a couple oil lamps in it for awhile and it would heat up somewhat but not a great deal. Wood stove for cooking and heat and oil lights. It was great!

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expatriate wrote:
I bet THAT doesn't happen in Florida! What?

Well now if you need to know It WOULD get that cold here in Florida if it weren't for that lying, low down George W Bush. He got us into a war in Iraq with lies and down right greed. I hate that guy. Caused global warming all by his self, well mabe Cheney helped him, but with all his lies who knows who helped him. bs
If it were not for those left of center right of left idea elitist slandering Rove loving morons we would ALL be waist deep in cold, wet snowy weather. Brick Wall,)

Oh and by the way....We can grow potatoes the year round here in Florida. Whatcha think about that !!

Whoa!!, now I have a headache. Help!

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Jtap wrote,

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We can grow potatoes the year round here in Florida. Whatcha think about that !!

Did someone mention potatos? The seeds from which vodka is grown? Martinis...natures most perfect food. Yes

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This should make you happy, then, Bunny...

http://www.newsminer.com/news/2008/oct/08/new-permafrost-brand-features-...

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expatriate wrote:
This should make you happy, then, Bunny...

http://www.newsminer.com/news/2008/oct/08/new-permafrost-brand-features-potato-vodka-blend/

Must be Bunnys birthday !!!
Dang, I thought I had you on the Florida potato growing season. Oops!
Is there anything that Alaskans can't do?

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