Apparently a renault laguna makes a great female rhino decoy.
If the renault's a rockin' don't come a knockin'.
Thu, 2004-04-22 23:19
Rhino Decoy
Mon, 2004-05-03 21:18
#1
Rhino Decoy
"Rhinos are not particularly intelligent animals." That's for sure. I've never heard the term "intelligent" used to describe ANYONE who ever showed interest in a Renault.
Wed, 2004-05-05 12:57
#2
Rhino Decoy
In this case, I don't think it's a matter of intelligence, but leans heavily on the fact that rino's have naturally poor vision.
Hell, we've all seen a few girls that look absolutely beautiful from 50-60 yards off, but up close you realize she's been beaten with the ugly stick.
So based on that fact, this rino was running on smell, the low rumble of a banged up muffer, and with blurry vision that Renault Laguna made a perfect mate.
Wed, 2004-05-05 22:47
#3
Rhino Decoy
I'm sure the pregnant renault will sire many Fords.
renault + rhino = ford (big and gutless) 
moped + chiwawa = chevy (great scot! what were they thinking?) :-?
kangaroo + amc gremlin = dodge (strange, very strange, w/ or w/o the hemi) 
Thu, 2004-05-06 02:22
#4
Rhino Decoy
Do you suppose it was love at first site or just a passing fling. Maybe the fruit their feeding him is getting a little fermented. They always look better after a few.
Tue, 2004-05-11 22:59
#5
Rhino Decoy
They spiked the fodder with levitra.
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