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Rhino Decoy

Apparently a renault laguna makes a great female rhino decoy.

If the renault's a rockin' don't come a knockin'.

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"Rhinos are not particularly intelligent animals." That's for sure. I've never heard the term "intelligent" used to describe ANYONE who ever showed interest in a Renault.

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Rhino Decoy

In this case, I don't think it's a matter of intelligence, but leans heavily on the fact that rino's have naturally poor vision.

Hell, we've all seen a few girls that look absolutely beautiful from 50-60 yards off, but up close you realize she's been beaten with the ugly stick.

So based on that fact, this rino was running on smell, the low rumble of a banged up muffer, and with blurry vision that Renault Laguna made a perfect mate.

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I'm sure the pregnant renault will sire many Fords.

renault + rhino = ford (big and gutless) lol
moped + chiwawa = chevy (great scot! what were they thinking?) :-?
kangaroo + amc gremlin = dodge (strange, very strange, w/ or w/o the hemi) Cry

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Do you suppose it was love at first site or just a passing fling. Maybe the fruit their feeding him is getting a little fermented. They always look better after a few.

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They spiked the fodder with levitra.

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