If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year
ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00
If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock
you would have 49.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one
year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans
for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had
Based on the above information, the best current
investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg Plan.