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Location: Wandering the World, Currently at Ft. Campbell, KY
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Retirement Planning

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year
ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the
original $1000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00
left.

If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock
you would have 49.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one
year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans
for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had
$214.00.

Based on the above information, the best current
investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg Plan.

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Location: NE Kansas
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I'll buy that one Thumbs up

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Location: sw missouri
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who thinks of this Think

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haha Thumbs up I carry a 24 allday everyday

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