Mike and Pat went goose hunting. Mike saw a large goose fly by. He raised his rifle to shoot. Don't waste your time, Pat hollered. The rifle is not loaded. I can't wait, Mike shouted back. The bird will be gone if I take the time to load!
Let me start off by saying that I am a scaredy cat.
For someone that spent 3 years in 82nd Airborne jumping out of all manner of military aircraft, my friends find this ludicrous - but... it is what it is!
Climbing stand? Yep, still scared - put me up 15' and that is about it.
Ladder stands? I am better in these - but still cautious.
Chain on stands? Used to love them, now they terrify me.
I was once ridiculed for putting chain on stands waaaay too high - some of my friends...