Next will be personal potato chip dispensers, then smoothy machines, and followed up by
around the clock pizza delivery...
Project Heart Attack
Purpose: Increase the weight of all inmates and lower overall physical activity.
Jail Fights: Inmates will be to fat and jolly to fight.
Jail Break: Inmates become winded and pass-out.
Re-introduction into society: Inmates lack the overall physical capacity to carry-out simple basic crimes and resort back to eating french fries while watching Dr. Phil