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The Priest and the Bear

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One Sunday, a priest decided to skip church and go hunting in the nieghboring forest. While he was hunting he saw a gigantic grizzly bear the had stopped to get honey from a beehive. The priest thought the bear was good game, so he clumsily shot at it, and he missed. The bear, startled by the shot, jumped up and started charging at the priest.

The priest used his only option: he dropped to his knees and prayed. "Dear God," he said, "Please let this bear be a good christian, a better one than I was." As the bear drew closer, it dropped to its knees and said, "Dear God, thank you for this meal I am about to receive."   lol

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i already heard one thats

Laugh i already heard one thats like that but it was with the pope.

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