Durning a power outage a medic responded to a call of a woman delivering a baby. There was no time to get to a hospital so the medic had the little girl hold a flashlight for him while he delivered the baby. When the baby was born, the medic held him up by his feet and smacked his butt. Then he asked the little girl what she though of what see just saw.
She said, "he shouldn't have crawled up there in the first place, smack his butt again"!!