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HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT

1. she is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN"

2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE"

3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE"- she is a "LIGHT - HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION HIGHWAY"

4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION"

5. She does not "NAG" you she becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE"

6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW-COST PROVIDER"

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT

1. He does not have a "BEER GUT"- He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY"

2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN"

3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" He - "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS"

4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION"

5. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" He develops a case of "RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION"

6 It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of the back of his pants - It's his "REAR CLEAVAGE"

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