CVC
Dont let these others shinanigans fool you. You do have a serious condition here that if left untreated can lead to all kind of other proublems mentaly and physically. A horrible death is the ultimate outcome from this terrible disorder.
Again I stress this is serious.
Now I do have a little expertise in this matter and have a cure. Now it sounds hard and it is but the only way out to a normal life again with your family is to go "cold turkey".
Step one- I will send you my address any you send all the guns you have right now to me.
Step two- For the period of one year every time you get the urge to buy a new gun, buy it then send it to me within two days of purchase.
Step three- After the first year your wife will take over and wonder why you keep buying guns and giving them away and you will never buy another gun again.
Proublem solved ![]()




It's not manly!
In some places even thinking things like that can get you into an extended list of honey-do's. They seem to sense it and take advantage of your weak moment. If you like I could send you to the honey-do councilor. She'll make you buy more guns!