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PETA Puts Cows on Atkins Diet

If you have to read this twice to assure you read it correctly, your not alone.

Best quote:
As always, we at PETA are smarter than the rest of the country.

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PETA Puts Cows on Atkins Diet

I thought there was no way PETA would feed sirloin to cattle, and no way cattle would eat it. But the part that really convinced me something was amiss was the quote saying PETA doesn't care about pigs. That's when I started looking at the other articles on the site and saw things like "Britney Dating James Brown," etc.

Not that I don't think Britney would date the Godfather of Soul if she thought it might further her career. I just didn't realize there was another site out there operating in the same "tongue in cheek" mold as The Onion.

Well written, though, and an enjoying read.

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PETA Puts Cows on Atkins Diet

I noticed the same thing when I read the article last night, expatriate.
The pic of the cow is also an obvious computer enhanced image.
The giva away was the side bar headline that read " CNN fake news not as interesting as ours".
A cure for being George Bush? Hummm Thats interesting.

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PETA Puts Cows on Atkins Diet

Yeah James and Britney were a hot item, but the whole Madonna thing made him ... well ... jealous.

Too bad really James was so pumped, he just went rambling around mumbling something like...

I FEEL GOOOOOODDDD! SO good, so good, cause I got you....

I FEEELLLL NICE, LIKE SUGAR AND SPICE.

Oh yeah-a...

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