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Location: Nova Scotia
Joined: 08/17/2002
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Pessimistic hunter and a new duck dog

An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog.
His search ended when he found a dog that could
actually walk on water to retrieve a duck. Shocked by his
find, he was sure none of his friends would ever believe

He decided to try to break the news to a friend of his, the
eternal pessimist who refused to be impressed with
anything. This, surely, would impress him. He invited him
to hunt with him and his new dog.

As they waited by the shore, a flock of ducks flew by.
They fired, and a duck fell. The dog responded and
jumped into the water. The dog, however, did not sink but
instead walked across the water to retrieve the bird, never
getting more than his paws wet. This continued all day
long; each time a duck fell, the dog walked across the
surface of the water to retrieve it.

The pessimist watched carefully, saw everything, but did
not say a single word.

On the drive home the hunter asked his friend, "Did you
notice anything unusual about my new dog?"

"I sure did," responded the pessimist. "He can't swim."

Joined: 11/20/2008
Posts: 10
Pessimistic hunter and a new duck dog

Hehe! He wouldn't have believed anything he'd see!

Joined: 03/12/2008
Posts: 58
Pessimistic hunter and a new duck dog


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