The guy met a beautiful woman in a bar and took her home. After having hot sex with her several times, he rolled over and noticed a photo of a man on her night stand.
He looked at her and asked, are you married, is that your husband?
No she replied, I'm not married.
He looked again then asked her, is that your boy friend?
No she replied, I don't have a boy friend.
Well he asked is that your dad?
No she replied, it's not my dad.
He thought about it a minute then asked, well who is it?
She replied back, that's me just befor the surgery.