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Sicily Man Arranges Shooting to Woo Woman

Further proof that there is sometimes no bottom to the failing of human reasoning.

-> Shoot me Oops!
-> with a shot gun sad
-> in the groin Cry
-> then she'll come back to me. Mr. Cool!

[ This Message was edited by: bitmasher on 2003-12-29 21:23 ]

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Does he REALLY wonder why she won't come back?

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I wonder how people like “Groin Shooter” have made it this far in life?!

Next this Sicily man will be jumping off of high rise buildings to impress an employer for a job position…

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I think he might have had a better chance at getting her back by letting HER shoot him herself.

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HeH Heh.

Apparently in Sicily the phrase love hurts is taken literally.

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie.... That's Amoure!

When the lead hits your fly and you just want to cry.... That's Amoure!

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LOL!!!

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That is hilarious!! I have got a few ex-boyfriends that I wish try to get me back using that method!! razz You know what they left out... whether or not the ex-girlfriend got back with him! I bet ya she did eye roll We women are saps sometimes Oops!
Danielle

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Oh yeah.. I forgot to add... Bitmaster... You need to be writing a comic strip if you can come up with stuff like that on a regular basis!
Danielle

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Thanks TxTomboy! Glad to give folks a laugh.... although the Sicilian deserves all the credit. Wink

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don't have a x

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LOL, Bitmasher!

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