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Old nuts

Well, there is this kid who cuts this old woman's grass every week, and on this particular day it was so hot that she invited him into her living room for a glass of lemonade. She served him a glass and wandered back into the kitchen for a moment. While she was gone the boy noticed a dish of plain peanuts on the coffee table. He was starving so he grabbed a handful and ate them. The old woman came back in while he was chewing and said, “Oh, good. I’m glad you can eat those peanuts. At my age all I can do is suck the chocolate off of them.”

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What's wrong with that::bash:

What's wrong with that::bash:

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One day I came home from work

One day I came home from work and reached in a bag and grabbed a pretzel and I noticed it was stale and soggy. I asked my wife what was wrong with these pretzels. She said our daughter licked the salt off of them and stuck them back in the bag.

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LOL

LOL

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that is bad

that is bad

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