Well, there is this kid who cuts this old woman's grass every week, and on this particular day it was so hot that she invited him into her living room for a glass of lemonade. She served him a glass and wandered back into the kitchen for a moment. While she was gone the boy noticed a dish of plain peanuts on the coffee table. He was starving so he grabbed a handful and ate them. The old woman came back in while he was chewing and said, “Oh, good. I’m glad you can eat those peanuts. At my age all I can do is suck the chocolate off of them.”