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THE OLD COWBOY....

A TOUGH OLD COWBOY FROM THE YAMPA VALLEY OF COLORADO COUNSELED HIS GRANDSON THAT IF HE WANTED TO LIVE A LONG LIFE, THE SECRET WAS TO SPRINKLE A PINCH OF GUN POWDER ON HIS OATMEAL EVERY MORNING. THE GRANDSON DID SO RELIGIOUSLY TO THE AGE OF 103 WHEN HE FINALLY DIED.

HE LEFT BEHIND 14 CHILDREN, 30 GRANDCHILDREN, 45 GREAT-GRAND-CHILDREN, 25 GREAT-GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN, AND A 15-FOOT-HOLE WHERE THE CREMATORIUM USED TO BE.

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THE OLD COWBOY....

Laugh Laugh Laugh

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very cute :)

very cute

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FUNNY!

That's a good one.

It reminds me of certain family members too. One side dies off early and the other side seems to last forever. It's the agricultural side that seems to last forever. That just proves to me that cities aren't good for people and are best avoided.

 

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Dude did you just catch on to

Dude did you just catch on to that i've been doing that for years. Dancing

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