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Well at least you are right about one thing the feminine ego. We can be very crazy when need be, but I bet you know that first hand ...from your wife. And I bet she has told you more than once that you are crazy and not to mess with her. I would guess that there are times when you would rather fight a bear than get on her bad side.

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I'm not gonna touch that one, either. I know y'all are in cohoots. If I say anything on the subject, word will get back to her and she'll open up a can of whoopa$$.

She doesn't think I'm crazy. She just says that I think I'm right all the time. Thanks to this website and the great state of Oklahoma, I now know what that means.

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Here is some helpful hint for all you guys out there:

HORMONE HOSTAGE
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands!
This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet
of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?

And my personal favorite.....
DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't over do it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!

Men who need a warning. Remember: . .
Money talks. Chocolate sings.

Powder

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You forgot:

DANGEROUS: It's time to change the medication.
SAFER: You might want to cut back on the coffee intake.
SAFEST: You're absolutely right.

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How could I have ever made that mistake?

Let that be a lesson to you...I'm not crazy, I was wrong, I forgot something.

In my case though I don't drink coffee it would have to be the diet coke.

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Now something doesn't seem right here:

1) Women don't admit they were wrong.
2) Women don't forget ANYTHING.

When I read the last post, I immediately pictured Austin Powers saying, "That's not a woman! That's a man, baby!!"

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Well I must be one of a kind then because I can admit that I forget things and I am wrong from time to time. But I can assure you that I am a woman. There is no question about it. My father raised me to know the difference between right and wrong and to fess up when I am wrong. He also raised me not to depend on anyone but myself and to stand up for what I believe in. If you remember all the post you will see that I say what I think to whom ever I see fit to say it too regardless of the outcome. That should prove that I am a woman. Every man I know says that we "females" have big mouthes and don't know when to shutup.

[ This Message was edited by: powderburn on 2002-11-18 01:05 ]

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More Proof

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-a$$ man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

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Actually, I just figured Prancer and crew were a little "light in the loafers" which would explain how they get airborne. I have to wonder about Santa, too, 'cause I don't know any straight men who would wear a red velvet suit. And I won't touch the Freudian implications involved with going in through the chimney instead of the front door.

But there's more on the subject on the "Suicide Whitetail" post.

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So did you ever figure out if Kevin was behind the whitetail or was it PETA. I can't believe that I just read all that! lol

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