Little BunnyBoy: "Daddy can I borrow 60 bucks?"
BunnyDaddy: " Son, I just gave you your allowance. " "What did you do with it?"
BunnyBoy: " Well, I mostly spent it on Playboys with Marge Simpson on the cover". My Pal says they'll be worth a lot someday".
BunnyDaddy: "Son. "You squandered it on a bad investment." "Why do you need more now?"
BunnyBoy: " I met this really smart Expatriate guy on line and he says your supposed oversight of my cash is against everything capitalism stands for". "Just fork over the dough Pops." "It's good for the economy".
BunnyDaddy: "Go borrow 60 bucks from this Expatriate guy then".
BunnyBoy: "Ummm...I tried that but I think he's a cheapskate cause when I asked him he kept mumbling all these big words like " malfeasance", " fiscal responsibility" and incompetence". What do those words mean Daddy?"
BunnyDaddy:" They mean it'll be a warm day in his igloo before he forks over 60 bucks". "Now go to your room and think about what you've done". "Oh, and just leave one of those Playboys here so I can give supervisional oversight to your fiscal stupidity".
Oh that was a good one. I could sit here for 50 years and never have thought up something like this.